Get a load of Rick-Santorum dipping sauce

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Herman Cain, also known as Herb Cain and also happened to be the flavor of the week - phrase coined by Sandra Palin, who's is the clown of the decade - is rising in polls. So Rick Santorum cannot stand that, and he took some jabs as Cain.

Rick Santorum introduced us to his new idiotic economic plan, worse than the one of Cain, the "0-0-0" plan. This is a swipe at Cain's "9-9-9" plan.

"Zero corporate income tax on any manufacturer processor in this country… Zero corporate tax on all of that money brought back if invested in plant and equipment in this country… And zero – we will zero out and repeal every single regulation the Obama administration has put in place that is 100 million dollars in business or more,” said Santorum, a former Republican Senator from Pennsylvania.

Fact is Cain is at 17% of CNN's Poll of Polls, which is an average of all other major polls. Santorum is at 3%. So his sauce is not as hot as Cain. That means Santorum needs to come-up with even crazier ideas than his 0-0-0 plan. It should be more like minus five, minus five, and minus five.